Note: This review was originally posted to my Epinions account.
It’s funny how the 80s are full of movies that are basically content to stay there and we, as an audience, are content to leave them there. Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a movie that I think most people would be happy to leave in the 80s. Why did I rent it? I’ll get to that later. First, I’ll explain what the movie is about.
Mike and Debbie are making out in the back of a truck when they see a streak of light in the night sky. At Debbie’s insistence, they follow it. A farmer and his dog find the spaceship first, only to be captured by a giant clown. As you might expect from a giant clown in an 80s film, the spaceship outwardly appears to be a giant circus tent. Yes, this might appear odd in a forest if not for the fact that the ship is so deep in the forest that you can’t see it from outside of the forest.
When Mike and Debbie arrive, there’s no trace of the guy that was there earlier, meaning that there‘s no one to warn them not to go in. What do they do? They find an entrance and go in. They find all sorts of things you might expect from a circus-tent-shaped space ship with giant clowns in an 80s film. They have popcorn and cotton candy. The thing is that everything has a sinister purpose.
Mike and Debbie soon discover that the alien clowns are kidnapping people and using them for food. They have to warn someone, so they go to the sheriff. The sheriff doesn’t take them seriously, of course, but Debbie used to date the deputy. The three of them go back in an effort to protect the town and, possibly, the whole world.
I don’t think I need to go into detail about the rest of the movie. Being an 80s B-movie about clowns, there’s a lot of cheesy stuff, a lot of slapstick and a lot of stuff I’ve forgotten about already. And, of course, the town ends up safe and the clowns won‘t be going on to bother anyone else. The entire thing comes across as over-the-top cornball by today’s standards. Even by 80s standards, it would have had to have been very corny.
I don’t think modern writing and effects could have saved this movie. It’s hard to take the movie seriously as either a horror film or as a comedy. If you were wondering why I rented this movie, you’re probably still asking yourself the same question. Why would I sit through the entire thing? I had actually been looking for another movie. I’m pretty sure it involved clowns that were used as hit men, but stopped shooting at the main characters because it was time to take a lunch break. This wasn’t the movie, so if this sounds at all familiar, please leave a comment.
I got Killer Klowns From Outer Space free on demand, so I didn’t really lose any money. It was entertaining enough that I wanted to see how it ended. If I had paid money for this, I think I would have felt cheated. If the movie comes on TV or you can otherwise get it at no cost, go for it. Otherwise, I’d think twice.
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